Lenin broke free from his glass display today; congratulated Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana on launching a new party; and urged unity...

"A new kind of politics? Quick, get the smears file!"

In a stunning press conference from the drawing room of his modest North London estate - next to a slightly confused-looking man in a...

“It’s about the feeling - that damp, slightly itchy crust of British fascism”

"We're going to need a bigger dossier" London, 11 May 2025 - Twelve senior Conservative MPs found themselves at the centre of a media...

It's starting to look as if Morgan McSweeney's favoured political horse may turn out to be a clapped out nag that's unlikely to stay the...

“What model you after? iPhone X? 12? 16? Or... Wanna be a Mule? iPhone up your ass for 2k?” In a strange turn of events, the US-China...

"With a well-groomed ducks-arse like mine, you can achieve anything!”

Trust me, I'm a pretend doctor" In an unprecedented display of efficiency, Health Secretary Wes Streeting has successfully condensed the...

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